Cloth caps off to socialite Victoria Aitken who is marking the credit crunch with the release of a rap song about losing money.
The song from the fun-loving daughter of former Tory MP Jonathan Aitken begins: 'Living off Daddy's plastic was so fantastic. Just got a j-o-b, what a misery.
I just want to break free. This ain't no life for me. 'Vicky from the yacht, she's lost all her rocks. Vicky from the yacht, she's got holes in her socks. But take it from me, the best things in life are free.'
The 28-year-old blonde's CD cover shows a troupe of bikini-clad girls drinking cocktails on a luxury boat.
'It seemed the perfect time to release this track, as everyone is suffering from economic problems due to the worldwide market crash, so hopefully it's a song anyone can relate to,' says Victoria.
'I've got friends who have lost everything in this crash, and who are having to sell their homes, so they need cheering up.'